{"id":7019,"date":"2026-05-29T20:08:58","date_gmt":"2026-05-30T00:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/?page_id=7019"},"modified":"2026-05-29T21:05:18","modified_gmt":"2026-05-30T01:05:18","slug":"happy-birthday-dearie-mug","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/happy-birthday-dearie-mug\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Dearie Mug"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"eg-page\">\n<div class=\"eg-hero\">\n<div class=\"eg-kicker\">Evil Grandma vs. Mug<\/div>\n<h1 class=\"eg-title\">Happy Birthday, Dearie.<\/h1>\n<p class=\"eg-subtitle\">Anita has contained Evil Grandma\u2019s birthday threat in a mug. Evil Grandma is not pleased.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"eg-layout\">\n<div class=\"eg-story-card\"><a href=\"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/evil_grandma_vs_mug_vertical_strip.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/evil_grandma_vs_mug_vertical_strip.jpg\" alt=\"Evil Grandma and Anita argue about the Happy Birthday Dearie mug\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"eg-buy-card\"><a href=\"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Mug.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Mug.jpg\" alt=\"Happy Birthday Dearie Evil Grandma mug front and back\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>The \u201cHappy Birthday, Dearie\u201d Mug<\/h2>\n<div class=\"eg-price\">$9.99 + shipping<\/div>\n<div class=\"eg-copy\">The perfect birthday gift for friends, enemies, and anyone who enjoys receiving a mug with vaguely threatening energy.<\/div>\n<div class=\"eg-quote-box\"><strong>Front:<\/strong> Happy Birthday, Dearie.<br \/>\n<strong>Back:<\/strong> Too bad it\u2019s your last\u2026<br \/>\nIf I can get Anita working.<\/div>\n<p><a class=\"eg-button\" href=\"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/product\/happy-birthday-dearie-evil-mug\/\">Buy the Mug<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"eg-anita\"><strong>Anita\u2019s Note:<\/strong> This mug is intended as a comedy gift from Flopsville Theater. Evil plans, birthday curses, and suspicious cake-related incidents are sold separately.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evil Grandma vs. Mug Happy Birthday, Dearie. Anita has contained Evil Grandma\u2019s birthday threat in a mug. Evil Grandma is not pleased. The \u201cHappy Birthday, Dearie\u201d Mug $9.99 + shipping The perfect birthday gift for friends, enemies, and anyone who enjoys receiving a mug with vaguely threatening energy. Front: Happy Birthday, Dearie. Back: Too bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-7019","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7019"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7057,"href":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7019\/revisions\/7057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baconwrappedavocado.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}